While out on a long business trip last week. It was to my shock…I happened to discover some intimate Madonna lube at the local supermarket. The version being stocked on the shelf was basically next to the sexual products and there was at least 200 bottles of the ‘Madonna Intimate Desire: Oral Gel’ lying around.
Logically the first thing you would think in a sticky situation like this. Did Madonna commission a truck load of sexual products? Probably yes – if you know how raunchy and dirty Madonna can get. This is a revolution of love after all and what better way to promote it than commission lube for the universe.
Madonna talks to her manager:
“I want to promote a revolution of love. What better way than to bring myself; Madonna into the bedroom of millions of people.”
In all seriousness the brand is actually called ‘Madonna Nudes 1979’ and back when Madonna went nude for some money, while she was broke in the early years. The photographer took a bunch of nude photos that ended up being sold to publications such as Playboy and various others.
Copyright and ownership for the ‘Madonna Nudes 1979’ brand and products belong to the original photographer. He has legal rights to make the brand in Madonna’s name. To the everyday eye it does seem as though Madonna commissioned it based on the packaging for the lube, having Madonna plastered all over!